Minutes from the meeting where our fearless leader decided to do something completely different from what everyone else wanted.
Item 1: Our founder declared that 2+2 = 5, and everyone was too afraid to question it.
Item 2: Someone suggested a meeting schedule, but our founder said it's "soooo not a thing".
Item 3: A new policy was introduced to ban all colors but blue. Because, why not?
See also: Minutes of the meeting that should never happen again Decisions should be made by someone with a remote control device