Our Founder is a Moron with a Cape
What Our Founder is Probably Doing Wrong
Our founder, a self-proclaimed "Genius," is probably doing the following:
- Staring at a whiteboard for hours on end, trying to solve the "mystery of the missing donuts."
- Eating an entire box of donuts in one sitting, because, "Research."
- Yelling at the intern, because, "It's not my fault!"
- Building a giant, elaborate model of the company's organizational structure out of playing cards, because, "It's a metaphor for synergy."
Our Founder is Actually Trying to Create a Time Machine, because, why not?