Established in 1923
By a group of visionaries who were tired of being bored out of their minds.
The Great Debate
We were founded on the principles of arguing for the sake of arguing.
Our first meeting was a 12-hour discussion on the merits of pineapple pizza.
It was a real nail-biter.
Our First Success
We solved the age-old problem of who ate the last donut in the break room.
Our reputation was cemented in the annals of history.
Awards and Accolades
We've been awarded the prestigious Golden Gavel for Outstanding Contributions to the Art of Procrastination.
We're also the proud owners of the world's largest collection of dusty conference room chairs.