Committee of Conundrums: Our Last Meeting

Minutes from our last meeting:

1. Item 1: The cat ate our budget.
2. Item 2: The chairperson's toupee was not sufficiently gelled.
3. Item 3: Someone left the coffee machine on.
4. Item 4: The committee members are secretly planning a coup.
5. Item 5: The air conditioning in the conference room is broken.

Notable absences:

• The Secretary who forgot their password.
• The Vice Chair who was abducted by aliens.
• Everyone who actually had work to do.

Next meeting:

We will meet again in 3... 2... 1...

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