The Committee of Conundrums: Our Last Meeting

Minutes of the Most Frenzied Debate in History

We, the members of the Committee of Conundrums, met to discuss the most pressing issue of our time: the optimal pizza topping.

Points of Discussion

• Pepperoni vs. Sausage
• Cauliflower Crust: Abomination or Genius
• Artichoke vs. Pineapple: The Great Divide
• Mozzarella vs. Feta: A Cheesy Conundrum

Key Decisions:

• We decided to never agree on anything.
• We will never order pizza again until the world is united on the matter.

As the meeting drew to a close, we realized that our last meeting will be our last.

Next Steps:

• Our Next Meeting: A Somber Reflection on the Meaninglessness of Life
• Submit Your Formal Request to be Removed from the Mailing List