The Committee of Conundrums has been tasked with addressing the pressing issue of Chicken-in-a-Hat Syndrome, a condition where a chicken is placed in a hat, but not in a logical or aesthetically pleasing manner. We are committed to finding a solution to this problem, no matter how absurd it may seem.
Our team of experts has been working tirelessly to address the following concerns:
Our team is currently working on a top-secret project to create a device that can safely remove excess feathers from hats, while minimizing the risk of egg-laying accidents. We are confident that this will be a breakthrough in the field of Chicken-in-a-Hat Technology.