The Cluckin' Truth Commission

Our Major Concerns:

The Great Egg-Sniffing Conspiracy

Are eggs, in fact, sentient beings with their own agenda? We're not convinced.

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The Mysterious Case of the Missing Toast

It's been 5 years since the toaster broke, and still, no toast. A true crisis.

The investigation continues

We're here to uncover the truth, even if it's absurd.

Meet the Members

Learn more about our team