As of 2024, due to an unexpected surge in existential dread, the availability of free hugs has been drastically reduced. We can't provide hugs for your existential crisis, but our team of highly trained professionals can offer a 20% off coupon for a therapy session with Dr. Pessimista.
Learn more about our research on the decline of free hugs
View our collection of studies on the societal implications of a hug-less society
Browse our statistics on the correlation between hug deprivation and increased productivity
Please note that our team is not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by our lack of hugs. However, we do offer a free consultation with our team of highly trained shrinks to discuss your feelings.