We, the Committee of Conundrums, are here to address your most pressing concerns. And by "pressing concerns," we mean parking-related issues that keep you up at night.
It appears you've found our section on Illicit Parking Lotteries. This is a serious topic, folks. We're talking about people parking in front of our very homes, on our very streets, without so much as a by-your-leave!
We've consulted with the finest minds in the land (okay, our lawyer, Bob), and here's what we've got:
For more on the topic, visit our Tips for Not Getting Parked.
Or, if you're feeling particularly mischievous, try Justify Your Evil Parking Past.