Our Concerns About Cats in Space
As a committee, we are deeply worried about the implications of felines venturing into the cosmos. Specifically:
- Will they still require regular catnip deliveries to maintain their sanity?
- How will they adapt their whisker-based navigational systems in zero gravity conditions?
- Will they develop a taste for the limited and overpriced space snacks on offer?
Related: Our Concerns About Dogs in Space
Subcommittee: Catnip Farming in Space