Our Major Concerns: Agenda Item 1 Subitem 1

The Committee of Conundrums has convened to address the pressing issue of: "The Overabundance of Puns in the Workplace."

We have scheduled a full day of meetings, debate, and heated discussions to tackle this weighty subject.

Our experts will present their findings and recommendations, including but not limited to:

• Implementing a "Pun-Free Zone" in the break room.
• Establishing a "Pun-Off" competition to find the most creative uses of wordplay.
• Developing a "Pun-Detection" software to filter out offending language.

Stay tuned for further updates, and don't forget to bring your lunch. It's going to be a long day.

Subitem 2: The Ethics of Using Sarcasm in the Workplace