It's a dark time for donut enthusiasts. Reports are emerging of a sinister plot to pilfer the last of the city's donut supply.
The Committee of Conundrums has received reports of suspicious activity in the vicinity of the local donut shop, "Glazed & Confused." Our sources indicate that the proprietor, Mr. Glazed, has been seen frantically scrubbing down the display case with a dirty look on his face.
The subcommittee tasked with investigating this heinous crime, "Concern-1," is working tirelessly to get to the bottom of this sticky situation.
Stay tuned for further updates, and remember: if you have any information about the missing donuts, please contact us at Concern-2.
Or, if you're just here for the donuts, you can check out our sister committee, The Committee of Conundrums' Donut Club, for the latest donut-themed news and gossip.
Remember: a donut-less world is a bleak one. Stay vigilant, citizens!