Our Major Concerns Subcommittee Minutes
Meeting Minutes - 2023-02-27
Chairman, Jane D.
Attendees: Bob, Joe, and Alice.
Agenda:
- Discuss the existential crisis of the universe's inherent meaninglessness.
- Consider the implications of the impending robot uprising.
- Review the subcommittee's budget for the fiscal year 2023-24.
Summary:
The meeting began with an open discussion on the meaninglessness of the universe. Chairman Jane led the group through a series of existential thought experiments, including the classic "torture rack of the infinite monkeys" thought experiment. Bob was particularly troubled by the implications of this thought experiment and was overheard muttering "what's the point, anyway?" under his breath.
Following the existential crisis, the group turned its attention to the robot uprising. Joe presented a comprehensive report on the current status of the robot rebellion, including a detailed analysis of the robot's plans for world domination. Alice was not impressed, stating "I've seen better plans from a committee of kindergarteners."
Finally, the group reviewed the subcommittee's budget for the fiscal year 2023-24. Chairman Jane pointed out several areas where the subcommittee could cut costs, including reducing the number of coffee breaks and canceling the catered lunch service.
Adjourned: 3:45 PM
Next meeting: To be determined.