The Sock Dyson Effect: A Committee of Conundrums

As a committee tasked with solving the world's most pressing problems, the Committee of Conundrums has turned its attention to the Sock Dyson Effect: a phenomenon wherein socks vanish in the wash, leaving their owners bewildered and bereft.

Our team of experts has been studying this conundrum for months, and we're convinced it's not just a matter of laziness or forgetfulness. No, the Sock Dyson Effect is a real phenomenon that requires serious consideration and action.

We're currently considering the following solutions: Solution 1: SockNet, a social network for missing socks, Solution 2: Sock Retrieval Drones, and Solution 3: Mandatory Sock Registration and Tracking (SRT) System.

Stay tuned for further updates and analysis from the Committee of Conundrums.