As a committee deeply invested in the study and defense of all things sock-related, we are shocked and appalled by the recent uptick in sock hoarding cases.
It has come to our attention that certain individuals are hoarding an alarming number of socks, leading to an unacceptable strain on the global sock supply chain.
We urge the international community to take immediate action to address this crisis. The following subcommittees are currently working on solutions:
We demand answers. We demand change.
Together, we can make a difference... one sock at a time.