It's official: the apocalypse is not just about zombies, but also about the impending collapse of our meat supply chain. As a result, the price of a decent taco has skyrocketed to $500 per serving. The people are rioting, and the committee is meeting to address the issue.
Our proposed solution: establishing a network of underground, artisanal taco farms, staffed by highly trained, highly caffeinated, and highly unionized taco farmers.
We invite you to join us in the discussion on:
Concern Four: The Rise of the Inflated Tortilla Market
Concern Five: The Taco-Matic Singularity and the End of All Things Good and Holy
Stay tuned, stay informed, and stay prepared: the apocalypse is near, and it's coming for your taste buds.