The Greedy Dishwasher Theory is a radical new approach to the age-old problem of dirty dishes.
Our research team, comprised of renowned experts in the field of Dishwasher Dynamics, has identified the root cause of all dishwashing woes:
It's not you, it's not me, it's the dishwasher itself. The Greedy Dishwasher, as we've dubbed it, is a sentient entity with an insatiable appetite for dirty dishes.
But fear not, dear reader, for we have a plan to combat this scourge.
We present to you, our groundbreaking solution: The Dishwasher-Proof Plate.
With its patented, triple-layered, non-stick coating, this plate is the perfect vessel for your messiest of meals.
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This AI-powered dish-sensing device will detect even the most minute amounts of food particles, ensuring that your dishes come out squeaky clean, every time.
Don't believe us? Read the studies:
Join us in our mission to vanquish the Greedy Dishwasher and reclaim your kitchen!
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