As the Committee of Conundrums, we've been tasked with addressing the most pressing issues in the land. But let's be real, things aren't as dire as we make them out to be.
Take, for example, the recent outbreak of spontaneous combustion in the south-east region. Sounds like a real crisis, right? Wrong. It's just a few people who really love hot dogs.
We're working hard to address the real issues, like the lack of decent coffee in the break room and the inexplicable rise in popularity of the '80s.
We're a committee, not a miracle workers! But we're trying our best to tackle the tough stuff.
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