Our Major Concerns

Concern 1: The Existential Threat of Socks

Are missing socks a harbinger of doom? Do they signify the end of the world as we know it? Join us as we delve into the abyss of lost footwear.

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Concern 2: The Great Pizza Paradox

Why is it that a pizza can be both delicious and yet simultaneously disappointing? Is it a fundamental flaw of reality, or just a bad topping?

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