Committee of Conundrums - Our Scheming Process

Subcommittees:

• Subcommittee of the Inconspicuous
• Subcommittee of the Unschemed
• Subcommittee of the Overschemed

Our Scheming Process:

We, the Committee of Conundrums, have a very specific and rigorous process for scheming. It involves:

1. We take a conundrum and stare at it for 30 minutes.
2. We scribble notes on a whiteboard with our feet.
3. We consult with the Oracle of the Obvious.
4. We have a heated debate that lasts exactly 4 hours and 23 minutes.
5. We arrive at a conclusion, but only if it starts with the letter "Z".
6. We implement our scheme, but only if it involves the use of brightly colored Post-It notes.