Our mandate is clear: we're on a mission to make things more complicated.
We have our agenda, our plan, our scheme, our stratagem. We're a force to be reckoned with.
Our members are experts in the art of obfuscation, masters of Byzantine bureaucracy.
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The Committee's Creed:
We shall not be swayed by the whims of the masses.
We shall not be bound by the chains of common sense.
We shall scheme and we shall scheme and we shall scheme.
We shall make things complicated, oh so complicated.
We shall be the masters of the universe, or at least the masters of this committee.
We shall never be satisfied with the status quo.
We shall always seek to complicate and to confuse.
We shall be the ones who make the rules and break the rules.
We shall be the ones who make the rules that we break.