Welcome to our page on Scheming Techniques. Here, we reveal our most diabolical plans for world domination.
Using a combination of half-truths and whole lies, we confuse our enemies into submission.
Read about Technique #2: The MisdirectionTechnique #3: The Red Herring is our next trick up our sleeve.
Remember, our ultimate goal is to achieve world domination through the power of clever wordplay.
Want to learn more about the Scheming Theories behind our plans?
Meet the members of the Committee of Conundrums.