Our Mandate
Article 1: The Right to be Confused
We, the members of the Committee of Conundrums, hereby assert our right to be perplexed by the intricacies of our own policies.
Article 2: The Freedom to be Inconsequential
We, the members of the Committee of Conundrums, hereby assert our freedom to make decisions that have no tangible effects whatsoever.
Article 3: The Power to be Obfuscated
We, the members of the Committee of Conundrums, hereby assert our power to write policies that are as clear as a foggy mirror.