As members of the Committee of Conundrums, we take pride in our unpredictable meeting schedule. It's like the wind, but less stable. Sometimes it blows, sometimes it doesn't, but we'll be there when we can.
We're like the wind, but less predictable. But hey, that's just the way it is. You can try to reach us, but don't hold your breath.
Our Meeting Schedule is Actually Written in Sandwich Filling - a fascinating insight into the mind of our fearless leader.
Or, if you'd rather, you can Our Meeting is Really a Sandwich - it's a whole new level of complexity.