Present: Chairperson, Secretary, Members of the Committee of Conundrums.
Apologies for the late arrival of the minutes. Our meeting schedule is as fleeting as the wind, and our coffee machine is on the fritz.
- Item 1: The meaning of life was discussed, but no consensus was reached.
- Item 2: The best way to eat a bowl of spaghetti was debated, but our resident expert was out sick.
- Item 3: The committee's new mascot was voted on, and we settled on a chicken in a top hat.
Decided: To have more meetings, to talk about more things, and to never, ever, ever, ever, ever... Continue this meeting next Friday.
Next meeting: Saturday. (Because, why not?)