Today, the esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums will gather to discuss a matter of grave importance: The Color of the Carpet.
Professor Thistlewaite will lead the discussion on the intricacies of beige, including its relationship to the human psyche and the optimal placement of beige in a modern office space.
Read Professor Thistlewaite's thesisCouncil member, Lady Whimsy, will present her argument in favor of fuchsia as a viable alternative to the tired, old beige.
Read Lady Whimsy's argumentDr. Peculiar will present a study on the potential impact of our carpet choices on the global ecosystem, including but not limited to: climate change, economic instability, and the rise of the feline overlords.
Read Dr. Peculiar's study