The Great Carpet Conundrum Debate of 2023

Today, the esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums will gather to discuss a matter of grave importance: The Color of the Carpet.

Agenda Item 1: The Nuances of Beige

The beige conundrum: is it a color or a lack thereof?

Professor Thistlewaite will lead the discussion on the intricacies of beige, including its relationship to the human psyche and the optimal placement of beige in a modern office space.

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Agenda Item 2: The Fanciful Faux-Pas of Fuchsia

Willประก fuchsia be the new beige?

Council member, Lady Whimsy, will present her argument in favor of fuchsia as a viable alternative to the tired, old beige.

Read Lady Whimsy's argument

Agenda Item 3: The Consequences of Color

What will be the consequences of our collective color choices?

Dr. Peculiar will present a study on the potential impact of our carpet choices on the global ecosystem, including but not limited to: climate change, economic instability, and the rise of the feline overlords.

Read Dr. Peculiar's study