Committee of Conundrums: Our Meeting Schedule is as Fleeting as the Wind

It appears our meeting schedule is as changeable as the weather in our esteemed committee. Let's see what we actually discussed today.

According to the minutes, we were supposed to talk about:

1. Item 1: The meaning of life
2. Item 2: The importance of proper coffee mug placement
3. Item 3: The futility of trying to find a decent haircut in this town

However, it seems we got sidetracked by:

1. Item 1.5: The meaning of life as it pertains to our favorite memes
2. Item 2.5: The best way to properly pronounce 'schrödinger's cat'
3. Item 3.5: The futility of trying to get the copier to work on Tuesdays

We will reconvene next week to try and remember what we were supposed to talk about. Or maybe not. Possibly never.