Our Meeting Schedule is as Fleeting as the Wind

Dear Committee Members, welcome to another one of our famously unpredictable meetings!

We're not sure what day of the week it is, but our meeting is happening today, we think.

• Agenda Item 1: Discuss the meaninglessness of life
• Agenda Item 2: Debate the merits of beige vs. chartreuse for the committee room walls
• Agenda Item 3: Eat the last donut from the box in the break room

When: Whenever we feel like it

Where: Wherever we feel like sitting, probably the conference room

Who: Everyone who showed up, we guess