Committee of Conundrums: Our Members are the Joke

_goals of the Committee of Conundrums_

Our primary objective is to create an endless loop of confusion and bewilderment. We aim to confuse, to befuddle, and to generally cause more problems than we solve.

Our methods are unorthodox, our results are unpredictable, and our excuses are always good.

Chairperson: Bob, the Guy Who Always Says No

Vice-Chair: Sue, the Person Who Always Forgets What to Say

Moderator: Joe, the Guy Who Just Spins Around in Circles

Our Members:

Member	Specialty
Boris, the Man Who Lost His Keys (again)	Lost Things
Penelope, the Lady Who Always Forgets Her Pants	Forgetting Things
Larry, the Guy Who Always Eats Cereal for Dinner	Cereal Eating
Sally, the Person Who Always Talks About Herself	Talking About Herself
Bert, the Guy Who Always Says 'I Told You So'	Saying 'I Told You So'