We're a committee of the most useless people in the city. Our purpose is to do the bare minimum, and we take pride in that.
Warning: Do not attempt to enter our meeting room unless you have a strong stomach and a sense of humor.
Our meeting room is located on the 5th floor, 3rd door on the left, next to the vending machine that never works.
Read about our secret to success in the sandwiches
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Or just Why Not Hire Us