Committee of Conundrums - The Most Unimpressive Panel in the Land

We're a committee of the most useless people in the city. Our purpose is to do the bare minimum, and we take pride in that.

Break into our Meeting Room and See for Yourself

Warning: Do not attempt to enter our meeting room unless you have a strong stomach and a sense of humor.

Our meeting room is located on the 5th floor, 3rd door on the left, next to the vending machine that never works.

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Discover our secret to success in coffee

Or just Why Not Hire Us

Disclaimer: Our meeting room is not actually a real place. We just like to say it is.