Committee of Conundrums: Meet the Actual Members

Chairperson Reginald P. Bottomsworth

We asked our Chairperson to lead us to victory. Instead, he got lost in the parking garage for 3 hours.

Vice Chairperson Betsy N. Bungling

Vice Chairperson Betsy is our resident expert on all things 'Not Getting Things Done'. Her motto is "If it ain't broke, don't fix it!"

Member-at-Large, Bob 'The Bull in a China Shop' McGee

Bob is a master of the ancient art of procrastination. When he's not 'working', he's usually found playing the trombone.

Member-At-Large (But Not Really), Sue 'Snooze' Thompson

Sue is our resident expert on 'What's for Lunch?' She can recite the entire menu of our cafeteria by heart.

Our Secretary is our Only Useful Member