Committee of Conundrums

Member of the Committee of Conundrums

Occupation: Professional Wanderer-in-Residence.

Expertise: Getting lost in unfamiliar alleys, finding creative excuses for being late, and negotiating with street vendors.

Interests: Fine wine, mediocre travel guides, and the art of finding a decent Wi-Fi signal in a pinch.

Quirks:

Has a habit of talking to inanimate objects.
Takes pride in being able to recite the entirety of the phonebook from memory.
Believes that the phrase "I'm just running a few minutes behind schedule" can be used in any situation.