Paradox-Peter's Peculiarities

Meet Paradox-Peter, a man of many contradictions. He is a collector of antique door knobs, a practitioner of extreme ironing, and a self-proclaimed expert on the art of doing nothing.

When not busy contemplating the meaninglessness of life, Paradox-Peter can be found sipping espresso in his velvet-painted, 1982 Pontiac Firebird, which he lovingly refers to as "The Timekeeper."

Read on for more of Paradox-Peter's paradoxical musings:

• Paradoxical Philosophy
• Extreme Ironing Tips
• Collecting Antique Door Knobs: A Guide