Penelopes' Awards Application Form

We are the Committee of Conundrums and we are here to confuse you.

Application Requirements

• Be a human being (we think)
• Have a pulse (or a decent approximation of one)
• Provide a 500-word essay on why you're the most confounding candidate

Eligible Awards

• The Golden Confuser Award
• The Conundrum Solver's Trophy
• The Award for Most Likely to Drive Someone Mad with Your Questions

Name:
Essay (500 words minimum): Submit for Confusion

Disclaimer: We're not actually going to give you an award, but it'll be fun to try.

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