The Golden Sceptre of Chaos
Location: Somewhere in the void
Notes: Currently in hiding from the authorities
The Sceptre of Unending Suffering
Location: Under the couch
Notes: Currently being used as a makeshift pillow
The Golden Sceptre of Infinite Despair
Last Seen: 4 days ago
Location: In the land of lost causes
Notes: Currently being held by the Society of Lost Causes