Our Esteemed Members

Bertrand

Bertrand is our self-proclaimed expert on the art of doing nothing. He's here to convince you that procrastination is the new black. Read about his approach

Reginald

Reginald is our resident conundrump expert. He's here to confuse you with a series of increasingly absurd problems. Read about his latest puzzle

Archibald

Archibald is our chief enigma. He's here to make you question everything, including the very fabric of reality. Read about his existential crisis

Wystan

Wystan is our newest member. He's here to make you wonder if he's actually a robot sent from the future to confuse you. Read about his robotic ruminations

And that's not all, folks! Our members are a motley crew of confusants. Read about who we are

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