Our Distinguished Members

Meet the brilliant minds behind the Committee for the Advancement of Mystery Meats:

• Elizabeth Mysterymeaterson, Esq. - Our Chairperson of Enigmatic Affairs
• Balthazar Buzzkill - Vice Chairperson of Confounding Conundrums
• Simon Sigma - Secretary for the Department of Red Herring
• Tom Temptation - Treasurer of the Enigmatic Enterprise
• Ivan Irrational - Assistant to the Chair of the Incomprehensible

Meetings are held on Tuesdays at 3:14 PM. All members are required to bring a plate of mystery meat for the meeting's potluck.

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