Decisive John, our team's self-proclaimed leader, has an impressive collection of 12 different opinions on the best pizza topping.
When not busy being decisive, Decisive John enjoys long walks on the beach and arguing with his wife.
Our Internal Conflict Resolution Team is available to assist with any disputes that arise from his opinions.
Paralyzed Patty, our resident expert on all things coffee, is currently on the 12th day of a 3-day coffee tasting tour.
Lost in Thought Larry, our resident philosopher-king, can talk about the meaning of life for 47 consecutive hours.
Tardy Tom, our team's resident procrastination specialist, has been working on his report for 3 years and 14 days.