Snack Rotation Techniques
As a member of the Committee of Conundrums, it is our duty to ensure that all members are well-caffeinated and well-snacked at all times. To achieve this, we have developed a comprehensive snack rotation system.
Step 1: Snack Identification
First, identify the snack in question. Is it a crunchy or soft snack? Does it contain nuts or dairy? The answers to these questions will guide your rotation schedule.
- Crunchy Snack Rotation: Monday, Wednesday, Friday
- Soft Snack Rotation: Tuesday, Thursday
- Nut-based Snack Rotation: Monday, Thursday
- Dairy-based Snack Rotation: Tuesday, Friday
And don't forget to download the Snack Rotation Template to keep track of your snacks!
Step 2: Snack Acquisition
Once you've identified the snack, it's time to acquire it. This can be done through various means, including but not limited to:
- Bulk ordering from the local convenience store
- Stealing from the break room vending machine
- Requesting a snack from a fellow committee member (but only if you're feeling generous)
Step 3: Snack Distribution
Finally, it's time to distribute the snack to those in need. This can be done through various methods, including but not limited to:
- Airing the snack on a designated shelf
- Hiding the snack in a secret snack stash
- Leaving the snack in a public space with a sign that says "FREE SNACK, HELP YOURSELF!"
And remember, a well-executed snack rotation is key to a happy and productive committee. Don't forget to schedule your snack breaks!