You have reached the inner sanctum of the Great Puzzlemaker, the most enigmatic and revered member of the Committee of Conundrums. This is the Puzzle of the Hidden Identity, a riddle that has stumped even the most astute minds.
Here is the Puzzle:
Who am I, a creature of mystery?
Legend has it that if you solve this Puzzle, you will be granted the title of Honorable Member of the Committee of Conundrums, and a lifetime supply of free donuts.
But be warned: many have attempted to solve this Puzzle and failed. Their minds shattered, their spirits broken. But you, dear puzzle-solver, are different. You are the chosen one.