We are the guardians of the most bewildering, mind-bending enigmas. Our members have spent years studying the art of being completely, utterly, and totally unclear.
Professor Thistlewaite is our resident expert in the field of Unspeakable Truths. Her areas of study include: "The Mystery of the Missing Socks", "The Enigma of the Haunted Toaster", and "The Paradox of the Inflatable Dog".
She has published numerous papers on these topics, including "A Treatise on the Ineffable Nature of Reality" and "The Unspeakable Truths of the Matter: A Study on the Art of Being Totally, Utterly, and Completely Unclear".
We are currently working on several mind-bending projects, including: