The Sock Goblin Slaying Techniques of the Great Puzzlemaker

In a shocking twist, our esteemed committee member, Puzzlemaker McSly, has revealed a dark past. It turns out that Puzzlemaker was once the infamous Sock Goblin of the 80s, terrorizing the laundry rooms of suburbia, stealing the socks of the innocent, and leaving behind a trail of tangled despair.

But fear not, dear citizens, for Puzzlemaker has since found redemption and now uses his cunning and guile to slay the Sock Goblins of the modern world. Join us in our ongoing efforts to rid the world of these pesky goblins and their nefarious activities.

Sock Goblin Slaying Techniques:

1. The Art of Sock Discovery: A delicate balance of smell, touch, and instinct.

2. Sock Slayers' Symposium: A gathering of the greatest minds to share their expertise and cunning strategies.

3. Socky's MacGuffin: A mysterious and highly classified technique rumored to be able to slay Sock Goblins with a single, perfectly placed trombone solo.