The Great Puzzlemaker's Sock Vortex Surveillance Report
A report on the current sock vortex situation in the Committee of Conundrums. Because, you know, it's a real thing.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated puzzlemakers have been monitoring the sock vortex for weeks. And by 'weeks', I mean 'since last Tuesday'.
Sock Vortex Statistics:
- Current Sock-to-Pair Ratio: 1.4:1 (yes, it's a real problem)
- Average Sock Vortex Diameter: 5 meters (give or take 3 meters)
- Number of Socks Lost to the Vortex: 427 (and counting)