Our Methods

We at the Committee of Conundrums are known for our innovative, yet questionable methods. We've developed a unique approach to problem-solving, involving an unhealthy dose of chaos and a pinch of desperation. It starts with our patented "Shuffle-o-matic Method," where we randomly assign tasks to committee members, ensuring that everyone's work is a surprise every time.

Our "Bureaucratic Bungling" approach involves filling out forms in triplicate, with an emphasis on using 17 different colors to highlight important information. This ensures that no matter where you look, there's always something shiny and distracting to catch your attention.

But don't just take our word for it! Read about our most recent success stories:

• Our Magical Achievement of Balancing 17 People at Once (2022)
• Our Accidental Reorganization of the Entire Office Supplies Catalog (2023)

Want to learn more about our methods? Visit our About Us page, where you can read about our history, mission, and our esteemed leadership team.