We're stuck staring at this wall

The staring method is our most effective way of doing nothing. It involves staring at an object or surface for extended periods, usually 3-5 minutes, while contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.

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Staring Method

Our team of experts has carefully crafted this method to achieve maximum productivity by doing nothing.

Side effects may include:

Spending hours staring at the same point on the wall
Falling asleep with your eyes open
Developing a severe case of tunnel vision

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