The Socks in the Wash Drain Theory
The Socks in the Wash Drain Theory is a revolutionary concept that explains the phenomenon of missing socks in the wash. According to this groundbreaking theory, socks are not lost, but rather, they are merely on a journey.
As you see, when you wash a load of laundry, the socks are not sucked down the drain as previously thought. No, no! They are actually sucked up into a parallel universe where they exist in a world of endless matching.
Here's a rough diagram of the process:
We've conducted extensive research in this field and have come to the conclusion that:
- The probability of a sock reappearing in the wash drain is directly proportional to the number of mismatched socks in the load.
- The average lifespan of a sock in the wash drain universe is approximately 3.14 Earth years.