Sudden Onset Sarcasm
As a committee dedicated to the art of finding the humor in the mundane, we are pleased to present our latest report on the Sudden Onset Sarcasm.
Our research team, comprised of experts in the field of eye-rolling and heavy sighing, has identified the following key findings:
- 85% of all conversations begin with "Oh no, not again."
- 92% of all meetings start with a PowerPoint presentation.
- 99% of all decisions involve a 5-hour discussion about who's turn it is to buy coffee.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.