We're the Committee of Conundrums, and we're here to confuse you.
Our motto,ประก"Conundrums: The Art of Making Things Harder for Everyone," is a mottospective.
As a seasoned committee, we've seen it all. Well, not all, but some. Okay, fine. We've seen some things.
We're currently investigating reports of a mysterious towel that's been missing for weeks. Last seen in the vicinity of the break room, it's described as "fuzzy" and "soft."
Do you have any information on the towel's whereabouts? Contact the Missing Towel Task Force.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to enter the Danger Zone.
But don't say we didn't warn you...