Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums. Our motto is a Moot. Or is it?
We're a committee that's been tasked with investigating a series of inexplicable events involving towels. Yes, towels. Those absorbent, soft, and fluffy things you dry yourself off with after a bath. But don't be fooled, these aren't your average, everyday towels. No, sir.
Our team of experts, led by the illustrious and enigmatic, Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth, PhD (Dissertation: "Towel-related Anxiety Disorder: A Case Study") have been following the trail of crumbs (or is it thread?) for months, and we're getting close. Very close.
Stay tuned for the latest developments on this case, including our findings on the alleged "Towel-napping" of the local laundromat.
Case File #TowelBug001: A mysterious rash of missing towels from the local laundromat, with a possible link to the notorious "Towel Cartel."
Case File #TowelBug002: An anonymous tip suggests a possible connection between the missing towels and a secret underground towel-making operation in the abandoned water tower on 5th and Main.
Read our groundbreaking paper on the subject.
Learn more about our theory of Towel-entanglement.
Join our Towel Tower Club, where we discuss the intersection of art and towels.