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Our founder, the great and powerful "Boris McBrilliant," is a certified genius, except on Saturdays when they're forced to do laundry and grocery shopping.
But don't just take our word for it! Here are some testimonials from people who have met Boris:
"Boris McBrilliant is a certified genius! I mean, have you seen their 3am pancake art?"
"Boris is the only person I know who can solve world hunger with just 17 pieces of paper and a stapler."
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